To the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies...

My name is Zachary, and I'm a little boy

I hug on George because he's my favorite toy

I love my Mommy and I love my Dad

and I scream really loud, when I get sad or mad

I won't be a bully and I won't be mean

I've got a lot of names, one of which is Yummy Bean

I won't do drugs and I won't drop out

but when I get frustrated, I certainly will pout

My dad's name is Bradley, and he calls me bug-a-boo

when I get constipated, he always helps me poo

my mommy does my diapers, and she keeps me really clean

that's why I am the cutest yummy bean you've ever seen

Chris is the best cousin, on that I'd place a bet

there's another cousin coming, but we don't know his name yet

I've got two grandmas and a grandpa, together that makes three

people who will always, love and spoil me

I"ve gained a lttile weight from the milk that I drink

I don't need to share it with Dilbert or with Bink

Some people say that I 'm getting kind of fat

but Dr. Ginsburg says that there's nothing wrong with that!

First I had colic and my parents didn't sleep

they were up all night and they were not counting sheep

then I had acid reflux - couldn't lie on my back

until I took some meds called prevacid and some Zantac

Now I am teething so my folks don't get a break

all this crying's about as much as they can take

so when its feeding time and I get too rough

my mommy takes me off her boob and says enough's enough!